remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
