If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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