I wanna passion pit in your ass
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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