I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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