So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
