The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize