I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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