haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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