the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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