i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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