Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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