Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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