i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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