we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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