i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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