There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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