Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
if i died would you start the facebook group?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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