Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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