if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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