I'm really into asian looking animals
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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