Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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