He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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