8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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