thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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