The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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