So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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