Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
