Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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