Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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