Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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