Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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