Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I had to cum in my sink.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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