dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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