I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
you never un-have a 4some
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
