Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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