Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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