I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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