Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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