Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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