My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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