i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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