I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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