The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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