Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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