I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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