imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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