and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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