I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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