Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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