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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...

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(503): View more from Oregon

I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?

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(906): View more from Michigan

You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.

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