I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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