who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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