I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
