i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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