Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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