She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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