i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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