did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She's JV to your varsity
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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