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Puke
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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